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For everything else..... try not to spill your drinks OK?
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Brilliant Ivor
It's OK, if there is no bread I will eat cake.

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Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night.

Picked him up in a night club.
He looked like a woman.
Smelled like a woman.
Danced like a woman.
Even kissed like a woman,
but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!

That's when I thought - Hang on just a minute!
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chuckle
ooooooooooooooooooh i like that
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Quote of the day:

"To a liberal, Paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive health care, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities....and only Law Enforcement has guns.

Believe it or not, such a place indeed exists...it's called prison."

~ Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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The next Tir Na Hifi meet up will have a special area for shy members.

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"To appreciate the greatness of the Masters is to keep faith in the greatness of humanity." - Wilhelm Furtwängler
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Found a Newcastle United season ticket nailed to a tree which I quickly removed.

You can never have too many nails.
It's OK, if there is no bread I will eat cake.

Beware of a thin chef!
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Brilliant
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