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Oh yes!,,,)
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Brilliant!
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And All True!
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You would sacrifice the championship for that result. Even better is the Welsh moaning about the French. Don't know how many times we have screamed at the Telly over the years at the stuff the Welsh get away with. I thought Barnes was going to make the french work for another hour for the try. What a plonker hopefully that is the end of him.
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Even when they scored the try Barnes still seemed reluctant to blow the whistle, it took him ages!
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tony wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:55 pm I thought Barnes was going to make the french work for another hour for the try. What a plonker hopefully that is the end of him.
He seems to be getting a lot of support among other referees... apparently he was technically correct in his decisions but of course that's leaving out the 2/3 yellows he should have given Wales and the repeated (deliberate) collapsing of the scrum which could have led to a penalty try. He has a bit of form.
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Ivor wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:31 pm He seems to be getting a lot of support among other referees... apparently he was technically correct in his decisions but of course that's leaving out the 2/3 yellows he should have given Wales and the repeated (deliberate) collapsing of the scrum which could have led to a penalty try. He has a bit of form.
Any other referee one could forgive but this guy has form as you say. That has used up any goodwill/understanding. It is incredible how many games we have lost that he has refereed.
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FEARS are growing for Paul McCartney who is now 16 hours into an acoustic version of Hey Jude and appears unable to prevent another chorus.

After close to 4,000 ‘na, na, na, nana nana, nana nana, Hey Judes’, McCarney’s early exuberance transformed into panic and now has been replaced by a grim resignation.

His voice hoarse and his hands raw, McCartney looked haggard as the audience’s insatiable, ruthless desire for more Hey Jude became brutally apparent.

Fan Julian Cook said: “Every time he reaches a crescendo I feel satisfied, but roughly half a second later all I want is to hear the first part of the chorus again.

“Of course I feel a bit sorry for McCartney, especially when he uses the seconds between lines to beg for mercy, but he should’ve thought of that before he wrote such a catchy song.”

While McCartney has been able to eat morsels of food between choruses, his attempts to shower and defecate have been more problematic.

He said: “These braying jackals won’t ever be satisfied. If I ever get out of this I promise to only play Mull of Kintyre, nobody has ever complained about that ending.”
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