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Excellent LOL!!!

How to unload a lorry load of bamboo:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1363783541

Rocker wrote:How to unload a lorry load of bamboo:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1363783541

Classic :)

Well done to that driver!!!

cybot wrote:

Rocker wrote:How to unload a lorry load of bamboo:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1363783541

Classic :)

Many horsepower makes light work.

But we wanted it over here......

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License And registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

jadarin wrote:A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License And registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

Good one John :)

the whole Cher Thatcher confusion wasn't the only one...



One hearing that a famous celebrity who had a reputation for shafting miners had died, a local news anchor mistakenly proclaimed the death of Jimmy Saville