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Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:10 pm
by Gerry D
Dumb Blonde ? Don't think she'll hear much playing it that way !

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:12 pm
by Diapason
cybot wrote: That explains all ;-)))
It certainly added a degree of "frustration" to the vinyl experience that may still linger in my subconscious.
Ivor wrote: Big Black Sabbath fan yeah?
Struggled to find any subliminal messages in Nat King Cole anyway!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:19 pm
by Gerry D
I don't think this way works either ....

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:03 pm
by jadarin
Why aren't men agony aunts


Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making
mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted
that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he
has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Smith


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:39 pm
by Seán
I'll have two, thanks.

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Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:03 pm
by k99_64
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:27 am
by DaveF
A powered isolation platform!
http://www.synergisticresearch.com/tran ... ty-base-2/

Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:29 am
by Diapason
DaveF wrote: Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.
Indeed!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:45 pm
by Ivor
DaveF wrote:A powered isolation platform!
http://www.synergisticresearch.com/tran ... ty-base-2/

Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.
But it has Enigma Tuning Bullets!!!!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:41 pm
by DaveF
Happy Easter All!

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