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For everything else..... try not to spill your drinks OK?
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Dumb Blonde ? Don't think she'll hear much playing it that way !
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cybot wrote: That explains all ;-)))
It certainly added a degree of "frustration" to the vinyl experience that may still linger in my subconscious.
Ivor wrote: Big Black Sabbath fan yeah?
Struggled to find any subliminal messages in Nat King Cole anyway!
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I don't think this way works either ....
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Why aren't men agony aunts


Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making
mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted
that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he
has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Smith


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter
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I'll have two, thanks.

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A powered isolation platform!
http://www.synergisticresearch.com/tran ... ty-base-2/

Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.
"I may skip. I may even warp a little.... But I will never, ever crash. I am your friend for life. " -Vinyl.
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DaveF wrote: Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.
Indeed!
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DaveF wrote:A powered isolation platform!
http://www.synergisticresearch.com/tran ... ty-base-2/

Hifi really is a load of bollox sometimes.
But it has Enigma Tuning Bullets!!!!
Vinyl -anything else is data storage.

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Happy Easter All!

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