Picked him up in a night club.
He looked like a woman.
Smelled like a woman.
Danced like a woman.
Even kissed like a woman,
but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!
That's when I thought - Hang on just a minute!
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:51 pm
by MooseTrackz
chuckle
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 10:11 pm
by Derek
Quote of the day:
"To a liberal, Paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive health care, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities....and only Law Enforcement has guns.
Believe it or not, such a place indeed exists...it's called prison."
~ Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:43 pm
by nige2000
Re: Jokes
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:46 pm
by Ivor
The next Tir Na Hifi meet up will have a special area for shy members.
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:56 pm
by Derek
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:49 pm
by Seán
Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:53 pm
by Rocker
Found a Newcastle United season ticket nailed to a tree which I quickly removed.
