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Derek wrote:F = Fantastic

Fabulous dahling... fabulous.

Great stuff lads! I had a good laugh :-))

Ivor wrote:

Ciaran wrote: Lately I've noticed that writing down random numbers is a popular strategy among the hopeless. Do they really think that has any hope of success?

A future in banking awaits.

How very irreverant....sadly, probably true through...LOL!!!

42... the answer to the question as to what is the secret of life, the universe & everything - non?

Seán wrote:An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.

Hah! It's like the one about there being only 10 types of people when it comes to understanding binary!

All right! You've driven me to it! You only have yourselves to blame!!

Q: What's round and yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

A: Zorn's Lemon!

Ciaran wrote:All right! You've driven me to it! You only have yourselves to blame!!

Q: What's round and yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

A: Zorn's Lemon!

You've out-nerded us all there, Ciaran.

"Popular" when I was in college was

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An Abelian grape.

Diapason wrote: "Popular" when I was in college was

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An Abelian grape.

Ouch! It's familiar but still it hurts! Let's stop this madness while we still can!!

how about the only provable philosophical statement....??

I do not think -- therefore I am not.



proof:


Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.

Q>E>D!